TV soap opera

A Japanese young man broke up with his girlfriend and walked along a river meaninglessly.
Then, he found the lamp lying on the road and picked it up.
He thought this ramp is like Araddin's and robbed it.
Immediately a genie got out from the ramp.This is the conversation of these two.

G: Thanks for your letting me out! I'll grant one wish you choose.

Y: Only one wish!?

G: Times have changed. I am not young like you.

Y: Oh,,,OK. I'll think what I really want to wish.

After considerable time

G: I haven't got all day!! What do you want?

Y: You know...I want a bridge to Brazil.

G: What?

Y: One of my dream is to watch soccer game in Brazil. But I can not go there by plane because I'm so nervous with the possibility of plane craches and terrible airline food.

G: You can take a boat, right?

Y: I get seasick on boat. Deathly ill.

G: Do you realize I can not do that? Do you know how far it is to Brazil from Japan?? And it would take years just to sink pilings into the ocean floor and prepare cement for the huge bridge. Ask me something else. I will give you one more chance.

After unthinkable time

Y: Ah! I do have another wish!

G: Oh, good!! Make it, make it!!

Y: I was always cantrolled by women. I can not find what women think. So I only wanted to know what women are like. Why are women what they are? Please tell me, genie.

G: ....by the way, did you want two lanes or four lanes?

Only the genie said that.